Channeling Golf

“Putt, putt”, drat!
What birdie is that?
It’s driving me crazy
On the fairway, swinging lazy.

All of that sand
Is getting out of hand
As, from the wind, I hunker
Deep down in the bunker.

Mostly there’s grass
Where I tee up, Lass.
But when off in the rough.
Style is not good enough.

So it’s par for the course
Staying out of the gorse
Then it’s back to the clubhouse
To greet my long-suffering spouse.

Watching the swingers before today’s Tour de France stage.

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